1 note       September 02, 2014 @ 13:55      
Also just in case people were wondering about what I mean by the tights streching. Here you go!

Also just in case people were wondering about what I mean by the tights streching. Here you go!

#cat tights #kitty tights #one size fits most #but it fits plus size too #just a bit tight
1 note       September 02, 2014 @ 13:51      
I apprentlly really like creme heel but I can’t find any in my size at the shop. But those fit so nicee.

I apprentlly really like creme heel but I can’t find any in my size at the shop. But those fit so nicee.

#shoes #legs #heels #personal
390,604 notes       September 02, 2014 @ 12:05       Via(Source)

sabistuki:

STOP. This is the police, you’re under arrest for being too cute. Now, put your hands where I can hold them.

21,255 notes       September 02, 2014 @ 10:19       Via(Source)

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

joan rivers is a crusty racist old white who has made fun of domestic abuse and who said that the Palestinians deserve to be wiped out. i am not about to feel sorry for her just because satan is calling her home. let her gag 

4 notes       September 02, 2014 @ 10:18      
So to all of my lovelys out there that look at the tights that come from overseas and you’ll not sure they’ll fit, they will.

They will however look a bit streched on your legs but they will still look cute.

I am an 18-20 US pants size and they fit me a little snug but you have to know how to work them!

So to all of my lovelys out there that look at the tights that come from overseas and you’ll not sure they’ll fit, they will.

They will however look a bit streched on your legs but they will still look cute.

I am an 18-20 US pants size and they fit me a little snug but you have to know how to work them!

#legs #cat tights #plus sized
306,832 notes       September 02, 2014 @ 10:05       Via(Source)
thebloggerbloggerfun:

teafortrouble:

eteo:

fall-for-nothing:

trickster-eridan:

buttpilgrim:

scientificperfection:

kittiesinthemorning:

I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟

it’s back

Satan lemon

every villain is lemons

And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city’s attention an irregularity surrounding this summer’s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit.

And now: The Weather.

thebloggerbloggerfun:

teafortrouble:

eteo:

fall-for-nothing:

trickster-eridan:

buttpilgrim:

scientificperfection:

kittiesinthemorning:

I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟

it’s back

Satan lemon

every villain is lemons

And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city’s attention an irregularity surrounding this summer’s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit.

And now: The Weather.

8,185 notes       September 02, 2014 @ 10:05       Via(Source)
m33ka:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Might be a little dark for some, but as someone who battles with depression I find this hilarious.

A funny and accurate depiction of those dreadful days when you feel like you can’t even move without messing it up- this is usually the end result.

m33ka:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Might be a little dark for some, but as someone who battles with depression I find this hilarious.

A funny and accurate depiction of those dreadful days when you feel like you can’t even move without messing it up- this is usually the end result.

25,235 notes       September 02, 2014 @ 10:03       Via(Source)

wednesdayaleen:

funeral—girl:

dbvictoria:

Add for German home improvement company shows dad doing something special for his goth daughter.

(x)

*cries all over rug*

      September 02, 2014 @ 09:35      
Trying out a new app for the phone. Pardon my dumb face.

Trying out a new app for the phone. Pardon my dumb face.

#princessdoesmissingorgan #my ugly mug #Blonde Girl #Purikura #Blonde
58,742 notes       September 01, 2014 @ 20:40       Via(Source)

put ‘babe’ in my ask if you’d date me 

7,677 notes       September 01, 2014 @ 20:24       Via(Source)
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#nummies
204,674 notes       September 01, 2014 @ 12:13       Via

wwolfparty:

when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person

image

10,413 notes       September 01, 2014 @ 12:10       Via(Source)
#love the fact that there are several hundred different ways to read this gif #I chose to read it as #here hunny you look like you want to help me in the kitchen let me loosen the can for you so you can feel like you did it een though I did #smooches for doing a good job #stand there and look like you have the propensity to do physics while I lift you with one hand
1,622 notes       September 01, 2014 @ 12:06       Via(Source)

itsjerryjones:

Cannabis is basically an anti-depressant, anti-anxiety pill, sleeping aid and a personal therapist rolled together.
And it fights cancer.

#I need tobecome a legal resident of Michigan so I can go to a doctor and get my medicenal card #I have severe crippiling headaches #depression #anxiety #and back problems